That’s Amaury’s News and Commentary: Baseball Funny Quotes file photos: The late great Yogi Berra shown in his retirement days (left) and his active days (right), is quoted below by Talk Show host Amaury Pi Gonzalez in Baseball Funny Quotes

Amaury Pi-González

(This is a compilation from baseball books and publications)

-It gets late early out here- Yogi Berra-A hot dog at the ballgame beats roast beef at the Ritz- Humphrey Bogart

-I knew when my career was over when my baseball card came out with no picture. -Bob Uecker’

-I watch a lot of baseball on the radio -Gerald Ford

-Hi fans,we are in Yuma Arizona for this Spring Training game,is not the end of the world,but you can see it from here -Lon Simmons – -After Jackie Robinson the most important black in baseball is Reggie Jackson -Reggie Jackson

-Any pitcher who throws at a batter and deliberately tries to hit him is a communist -Alvin Dark – Baseball is dull only to dull minds -Red Barber – There are three things you can do in a baseball game.You can win or you can lose or it can rain -Casey Stengel

-If a horse won’t eat I don’t want to play on it -Dick Allen

-You don’t realize how easy this game is,until you get up in the broadcast booth -Mickey Mantle

-He looks like a Greyhound, but he runs like a bus -George Brett on teammate Jamie Quirk

-So I’m ugly, so what? I never saw anybody hit with his face -Yogi Berra

-I’d be willing to bet you, if I was a betting man, that I have never bet on baseball -Pete Rose

-Aw, c’mon, how can he lose the ball in the sun, he is from Mexico! -Harry Caray about Jorge Orta misplaying the ball

-The future ain’t what it used to be -Yogi Berra

-Why does everybody stands up and sings, ‘take me out to the ballgame’when they are already there -Larry Anderson

-They should move first base a step to eliminate all those close plays -John Lowenstein

-They give you a round bat and they throw you a round ball, and they tell you to hit is square -Willie Stargell

-I never questioned the integrity of an umpire, their eyesight, Yes -Leo Durocher

-Trying to sneak a pitch by Hank Aaron is like trying to sneak a sunrise by a rooster -Joe Adcock

-On hearing that Reggie Jackson was reported to have an IQ of 165. Yankee teammate Mickey Rivers said “Out of what- a thousand?”

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